Of Course I’m Going to See “Rocky Balboa” Tonight….

Special Guest Contributor, Mark O.

Of course I’m going to see “Rocky Balboa” tonight, as should every other red-blooded American male with testicles. I’m also from Philly originally so it’s kind of stamped on my genes that I must see every Rocky movie on the day it comes out.In honor of the Italian Stallion and his brilliant way with words, here are my Top 10 quotes from the Rocky movies (”I” through “V” only, I’ll let you know if “VI” has any good ones after I see it.)

10. Rocky to Gazo: “Condominiums? I never use them.” (Rocky II)

9. Mickey: “Your nose is Broken.” Rocky: “How does it look?”

Mickey: “Ah, it’s an improvement.” (Rocky)

8. Mickey to Rocky (and say it with me): “Women weaken legs!” (Rocky)

7. Clubber Lang: “I don’t hate Balboa. I pity the fool.” (Rocky III)

6. Apollo: “Ain’t gonna be no rematch.” Rocky: “Don’t want one.” (Rocky)

5. Clubber Lang: “My prediction?…Pain.” (Rocky III)

4. Ivan Drago: “If he dies, he dies.” (Rocky IV)

3. Mickey: “You’re gonna eat lightnin’, and you’re gonna crap thunder.” (Rocky)

2. Rocky: “Yo Adrian! I did it!” (Rocky II)

1. Rocky: “Cut me, Mick.”