Signs of the Apocalypse

Two signs of the apocalypse for you today- the first is this Viagra commercial. I’m sure you’ve seen it by now, but every time I see it, I’m reminded that the end of the world must be near. To all of my friends who may be reading this- if in 15 or 20 years, we’re sitting around an old restaurant rehearsing our folk band and we bust out a couple verses of this song, please one of you lace your guitar with C-4 and end it for us. Thanks.

The second sign of the apocalypse is the spawning of another McConaughey. As was reported all over the place, actor Matthew McConaughey and his Brazilian model girlfriend are expecting a child. On McConaughey’s website, he’s announced “…my girlfriend Camila and I made a baby.” He goes on, “We are stoked and wowed by the miracle of creation.” He also says “Wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution.” Unfortunately he did not specify what exactly his child is going to evolve into, we can only hope that it evolves into a positively contributing member of society.

Baby gifts can be sent to the couple at McConaughey’s motor home if you happen to know where it’s located at any given moment, but pants and shorts only as the baby will likely go through life shirtless like his/her father.

You’re welcome.