Two announcements for you this morning. First, with the closing of spring football practice at many schools this week and last, we hope to get the first pre-season Ocho poll up by the end of the week. Here’s a teaser- we don’t have LSU # 1.

Second, Good news! Using duct tape, some balsa wood, an empty ink cartridge, and a beer can helmet, we finally fixed the “comments” functionality on the main page. It only took us about six months to fix it, but cut us some freaking slack, we’re still working on that Y2K problem.

Tell us what you think. Go ahead, let it out. It’s good to vent.

This is comedic gold- Jon Stewart poking fun at the ridiculousity of 24/7 cable news through the Olympic torch boycotts.

For a real solution to the problem of constantly re-routing the path of the Olympic torch runner, we recommend the “Thomas Crown” solution. Basically just hire about 100 random people, dress them alike and have them all run all over the place with torches. That way the boycotters won’t know where or whom to boycott.

If you’ve never seen “The Thomas Crown Affair”, the video below will explain it, but spoiler alert: the video also gives away the end of the movie. And it’s not SFW due to a couple bad words; keep the sound low.

You’re welcome.