Maybe you’ve seen the stories about Tricia Walsh-Smith, wife of Broadway Producer/Mogul Philip Smith, smearing her soon-to-be ex-husband on Youtube. In case you aren’t up to speed on the details of the story, click the link for some Wiki-help.

We’re going to take a ride in the time machine and go forward to the divorce trial for a little Tuesday fun. Take a listen:

Mr. Smith’s Attorney: “Your Honor, this broad’s crazy. I rest my case”.
Mrs. Smith’s Attorney: “I object!!”
Judge Wapner / Judy / Mathis: “Sustained. Counsel, substantiation please.”

Mr. Smith’s Attorney: “I’d like to enter into evidence exhibit A”

Mr. Smith’s Attorney: “…and Exhibit B. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to go play some golf. Philip, I’ll send the bill to your accountant (the one you may or may not be having an affair with).”

You’re welcome.

Our apologies to our grammatically proficient readers- the Erin Andrews post yesterday included a misuse of your/you’re. We’re blaming it on the Budweiser. The post has been edited accordingly to reflect the proper use of the King’s English. Thanks for understanding.

Francy: A word I made up to describe those fancy French and their silliness. The folks in this commercial are Francy. Enjoy.