Breaking News: Paterno Out. Schiano In?

May 31st, 2008 by Mark O.

Penn State

As reported by The Phanatic Magazine, plans could be in the works to “retire” JoePa and replace him with Rutgers head Football coach and savior Greg Schiano.

Loyal RedRenee.com readers know that I live in Jersey and have been a big Rutgers and Big East football supporter for years now. As much as I hate the fact that there’s now an 8000-name waiting list for season tickets in Piscataway, I’d rather pay premium prices for tickets than see the program backslide into the Terry Shea era. Stay tuned.

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The Latest Strip Club Anthem

May 30th, 2008 by Mark O.

So rumor has it, and by rumor I mean I read it on the internet, that this song is all the rage in the finest gentlemen’s clubs everywhere. Since I never listen to Top 40 radio I have never heard it before, but after seeing the video and listening to the lyrics a few things come to mind…

1. Whoever wrote and produced this song for Britney absolutely knew what they were doing.

2. I’ll bet every strip club in the world received a promotional copy as soon as the song dropped.

3. How did they make Britney look hot again? Last pics I saw of her (on the beach in a bikini) she looked FAT (editor’s note: not PHAT).

4. Robert Iger and the rest of the Disney bigwigs are probably desperately trying to figure out how to get Miley Cyrus to “blossom” into a performer like this while they can still cash in on it but without pissing off her tween fans’ parents.

5. After taking a few years off…I do indeed again want a “Piece of Her”.

Click here for video

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This is what’s wrong with America’s youth…

May 29th, 2008 by Mark O.

I’m speechless. Where are these girls parents? I’ve got nothing more…

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

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I Can’t Breathe

May 27th, 2008 by Red Renee

Ordinarily I wouldn’t laugh at a clip like this but this is simply too funny not to laugh at. I especially appreciate the douchy news anchor afterward saying “…we’re going to try and check on her and get back (to you) as soon as we can.” I’m sure in between checking your hair spray level and cussing out the intern for having the wrong kind of bagels, you really are going to check on the status of this half-wit. Nice.

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Memorial Day

May 25th, 2008 by Red Renee

We’d like to take a moment and give a shout out to a good friend of the site- Don Morris. Don’s currently serving in Iraq with thousands of other brave men and women.

It seems arbitrary to only have one day per year dedicated to all those that are serving and have served, but nonetheless, it’s important to stop and give thanks. Thanks to all the men and women like Don who risk their own safety to keep this country safe and allow schmoes like me to run silly blog sites.

Feel free to leave comments or well wishes below in comments section for anyone you know serving.

Red

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Best Game Ever

May 24th, 2008 by Mark O.

This Little League game gets kicked up about 1000 notches thanks to the Improv Everywhere folks. The blimp is a nice touch! These are the same people who brought you Frozen Grand Central. (posted on RedRenee a while ago) Too bad they couldn’t get a few more extras to act as fans and really pack the stadium. Enjoy.

You’re welcome.

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Announcement

May 23rd, 2008 by Red Renee

As I’m sure you’ve noticed, we’ve been down for almost two days now. Apparently our web host didn’t take too kindly to us not paying our bill on time (again). I guess they decided to send us a message by railroading our money-losing venture for a couple days. Well, message sent. We’ll be looking to switch hosts here in the near-term and will try to do so without any more disruption.

Sorry for the abandonment, hopefully no permanent damage done.

The Management

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Another way to waste 10 minutes…

May 20th, 2008 by Mark O.

As if you weren’t already pressed for time, Mark O. has found yet another way to squander a little bit more. Good luck!


Cool Finger Trick - Watch more free videos

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This is Just Weird

May 18th, 2008 by Mark O.

There are tons of PhotoShop sites on the internet, but this one is just plain weird. That said, I’ll bet you can’t help but look around for a while. I really like the submittal on May 13th by Steven W.

ManBabies.com - Dad?
GET MORE AT ManBabies.com!

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Kevin James Gets Pwned

May 16th, 2008 by Red Renee

Add KRLA radio host Kevin James to the list of people on both sides of the aisle that really don’t know what they’re talking about. On Hardball last night with Chris Matthews, Kevin James got absolutely destroyed for not having his facts straight.

Matthews was unusually surly, perhaps because the snacks in his dressing room weren’t to his liking, or perhaps because James is an ass and shouldn’t have gone on television until he had his research straight.

Either way, this is compelling, if not uncomfortable tv. And congratulations Sooner fan, according to Wikipedia, James is one of you. Enjoy!

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The Moron Caucus

May 15th, 2008 by Red Renee

We don’t necessarily support the views or opinions of Andy Borowitz, but this is pretty funny stuff.

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Owner of a Lonely, Smooth Criminal

May 14th, 2008 by Mark O.

Yes, that’s Yes and Michael Jackson on a violin. Nice work, now go get a haircut.

Still not the best “Band Geek Homage to Popular Culture” (or “orchestra geek” as it were). Our vote for the best still goes to this dude, who probably got tired of getting his ass kicked for playing the flute and decided to funk it up a little:

You’re welcome.

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This One’s For the Robots

May 13th, 2008 by Red Renee

Even if you don’t like “The Flight of the Conchords” on HBO, this is funny stuff. Even better the second time through. NSFW due to a one sneaky F-bomb. Enjoy!

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I think this is real…

May 13th, 2008 by Mark O.

And if it is, oh my god! This guy has the biggest balls and smallest brain of any human being ever to walk the planet!

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A Three-Part Plan

May 12th, 2008 by Red Renee

Courtesy of Saturday Night Live, Hillary Clinton’s three-part plan to take the Democrat nomination. Enjoy!

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Time Waster

May 11th, 2008 by Mark O.

So this site claims to have every “how to” video ever made. Not sure I believe that claim, however I did just waste an hour learning how to prank my buddy’s laptop, remove the shell from a hard boiled egg in 5 seconds and make a Chapstick rocket. Happy Monday.

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Mariahpocalypse

May 9th, 2008 by Red Renee

A sure sign that the apocalypse is near, Mariah Carey has passed Elvis for the 2nd most #1 songs all-time (18), only two behind the Beatles at 20. Let’s just hope she’s got a couple more “Glitter” in her.

Mariah Carey

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A Matter of National Security

May 9th, 2008 by Red Renee

No intro necessary, just watch. Happy Friday.


McCain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists

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Is This for Real?

May 8th, 2008 by Mark O.

I can’t decide. Seems a little too perfect. Like when the plane goes behind the building the camera knows exactly where it’s going to come out. I don’t know. Maybe it is real. But I’m also concerned about a 30th floor window in NYC that actually opens. No windows open in high-rise buildings anymore, do they? You be the judge.

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Baffling Toys

May 8th, 2008 by Mark O.

Baffling Toys

Since I am part Japanese on my father’s side, I am a little offended by this list. We give you Honda automobiles, Mitsubishi TV’s, sushi and anime porn and all you Americans can do in return is make fun of our toy industry? That being said, I really like #3. Can’t decide whether to get one for Mrs. Mark O (ok, for me really) or maybe for my daughter so she can pay for her own college education. Hmmm…

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