Way to go TSA!
OK, here’s how it goes….
Go to Hartsfield airport for flight to Vienna. Get shitfaced. Get cut off. Try to set plane on fire. Go to jail.
Yep, that’s the story here. Gotta give mad props to the TSA for spotting that lighter. They’ve got that new millimeter wave thingy now that basically strips you nude looking for bombs and weapons but they still can’t keep lighters off of airplanes. At least they took my exfoliating face scrub last time I flew because it was over 3 oz. Sheesh. And yes, I did get a zit.
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