Back to the Grind

Hope you had a nice holiday. Here’s a link to some call center transcripts, courtesy of www.bitsandpieces.us, which are sure to brighten up your Monday. Our favorite is this one:

Tech Support: ’I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.’
Customer: ‘OK.’
Tech Support: ’Did you get a pop-up menu?’
Customer: ‘No.’
Tech Support: ’OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu ?’
Customer: ‘No.’
Tech Support: ’OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?’
Customer: ’Sure. You told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.’

And while we’re on the subject of “lost in translation”, still the best ever:

You’re welcome.