Ball Buster

Just can’t help myself here. During a break from a tv interview, and while the lapel microphone was still live, Jesse Jackson said among other things that he wants to cut Barack Obama’s nuts off.

The right reverend didn’t go into detail about whether or not he would wine and dine the nuts first before cutting them off, but did issue an apology:

“For any harm or hurt that this hot mic private conversation may have caused, I apologize. My support for Senator Obama’s campaign wide, deep, and unequivocal. I cherish this redemptive and historical moment.”

Apparently Mr. Jackson’s support for Mr. Obama’s nuts is neither wide nor deep.

You’re welcome.