The Urine Wedge

Ever been out on the golf course and had to go but there’s no portajohn in sight? I mean really go- like the dudes in the Avodart commercials? Boy are you in luck.

The blokes over at Matco have created something called the “UroClub”. I know what you’re thinking- the UroClub sounds like a place Scott Baio hangs out. You might be right, but that’s not what I’m talking about here. No, this particular UroClub is an iron that has the grip replaced by some kind of urine thermos.

“Tell me more” you say. Well, take a peek at the commercial complements of Youtube, and spoiler alert- my favorite line is “…it appears you’re just checking out your club” (yep, the long iron- hey oh!!)

Incidentally, I also wanted to find out what the USGA has to say about urination on golf courses. I couldn’t find anything but did find David Feherty’s response to a question as to whether or not players should be assessed penalty strokes for “watering the greens”:

“Don’t be so squeamish, you paranoid, panty-waisted hairdresser. Peeing on the golf course is a time-honored tradition, like slamming your club into a ball washer in the middle of your opponent’s backswing.”

Said like no one but Feherty can.

You’re welcome.