Yes, I tried watching with 3D glasses…

About 10 years ago I vowed never to fly AirTran again. Back then I had to travel A LOT for work and often AirTran had the cheapest fares. My boss was pretty tight with the purse strings so AirTran it was. However, back then their on-time performance was so bad I was actually able to convince my cheapskate boss that I was losing so much productivity due to delayed flights and missed connections that he gave in and let me fly on real airlines. These days I don’t travel that much…maybe a couple times a year to Chicago and/or Orange County, CA and I always fly one of the majors.

Now I see this story about a recent AirTran flight from Florida to Boston. Several questions immediately come to mind after watching the news story, none of which are even addressed in the clip.

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1. The flight attendants KNEW that some guy had pissed the seat on the previous flight and DIDN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT?

2. They always tell you that your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device which implies that it is removable but they DIDN’T CHANGE IT?

3. And most importantly, what were the circumstances on the previous flight that led to some guy PISSING HIMSELF in his seat?!?! I mean come on, give us something. Was it an old dude that forgot his Depends? Was it some drunk that passed out and pissed himself in his sleep? Was it a regular dude who had too much coffee and the flight was so bumpy that they wouldn’t let him go to the bathroom and he couldn’t hold it any longer?

Sure it’s gotta suck to be the lady who sat in the pee-seat and then had to walk around Logan Airport in a blanket but I’m sure she’s got lawyers lining up at her door to sue the pants off (rim shot) of AirTran so she’ll be just fine. I want to know how the seat got soaked in pee in the first place. That’s got to be a good story. If anyone knows more about this story, please email the editor or use the comments (if they’re working today).