Happy Friday to everyone. If you’re heading to the clubs this weekend and looking to start some static, here are 26 ways to kick someone’s ass, courtesy of Judo:

Also for your viewing pleasure, Snickers has come up with some funny ads featuring the great Mr. T. The subtle tagline is “Get some nuts”, which is delightfully dripping with double entendre in these two spots. The first is taking aim at the ridiculous flopping that takes place in soccer. The second ad, which apparently has gay rights groups up in arms, is aimed at speed walkers. I guess I didn’t realize speed walking was exclusively the domain of homosexuals.

Enjoy!