Like the Dow, the Ocho is a bit fluid this time of year. Between teams losing, teams looking good, and teams looking bad, and my occasional mood swings, changes are aplenty.

Florida remains on top but with Texas Tech’s victory over Oklahoma State, the Red Raiders hold down the second position.

I moved Alabama down from 3rd to 5th despite the fact that they remain undefeated. A gift win over LSU and lingering questions in the passing game don’t spell best team in America to me.

Penn State drops five spots to # 7 after the loss to Iowa and Utah takes the place of Oklahoma State.

If the season ended today, this would be the first round match ups:

# 8 Utah @ # 1 Florida
# 7 Penn State @ # 2 Texas Tech
# 6 Oklahoma @ # 3 Texas
# 5 Alabama @ # 4 USC

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Mixing context here a bit but I couldn’t help myself.

Dateline: Grapevine, Texas. A Pastor at the Fellowship Church in Grapevine, Texas is calling on his parishioners to re-connect with their spouses, literally. Parishioners are encouraged to have sex (with their spouse) every day for seven days. It’s part of a campaign to help married couples encourage open dialogue with each other. Those that still have the strength to return to church the following Sunday are encouraged to do so.

At the time of this writing there is no confirmation whether or not the government will be participating in this latest stimulus program (they’re already screwing us all anyway). Zinger!

Here’s the sermon for your Wednesday afternoon enjoyment. BTW- super creepy all-black outfit and reference to his own spousal relations.

Lust Vegas Week 2 Promo from Fellowship Church on Vimeo.

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My wife and I are doing Weight Watchers to lose a few of those “unwanted pounds” that seem to have attached themselves to our midsections. So right now I am acutely aware of how much fat and calories are in just about anything you can conceivably shove down your gullet, but this I cannot fathom. My Weight Watchers Points Calculator literally burst into flames trying to figure out how many points this Grand Rapids woman sheepishly ate as a “late night snack.”

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