WWTHD?

As has been much anticipated on the internet (like here, here, here, and here, the Hoff (aka David Hasselhoff) finally belted out the national anthem at the beginning of the Las Vegas Bowl.

The Hoff’s television prowess is long documented, even the Guinness Book of World Records has him as “the most watched television star in the world”. Well, apparently he’s got some sort of a music career cooking too, as evidenced by this horrific music video (shield the children’s eyes and ears):

Apparently this video plus the fact that the Hoff has a daughter that’s a freshman at Arizona was enough to score him the National Anthem for U of A’s bowl game. And like all actors that end up singing, the Hoff wasn’t satisfied with a normal rendition of the anthem. No, he must have looked himself in the mirror prior to heading onto the field and asked “WWTHD?” What would the Hoff do? The answer’s obvious- the Hoff would knock the thing out of the fricking park. And that’s exactly what he did.

He sang the song in the key of C Major (sort of). And not to be content with any normal ending, the Hoff decided to drop a flat third onto the scene. That’s how Hoff rolls. Just when you think this thing’s going all normal and shit- boom- here’s an E-flat for you to think on. Balls he has- huge balls.

Enjoy.

You’re welcome.