Planet Blago

It’s a place Fox News’ Shep Smith affectionately calls “Planet Blago”. If there was a channel on television that did nothing but broadcast Rod Blagojevich news conferences, I’d watch it. If Blago really wanted to make some money, he’d set up a couple webcams at Casa Blago. I’d throw down at least $10 a month to watch him talk to his cereal bowl and blow dry that magnificent pelt on the top of his head.

Here’s the press conference from last Friday. I think my favorite line is “herdin’ cattle and ropin’ steer”. I’m sure Barack Obama appreciates Rahm Emanuel’s name continuing to be mentioned as well.

Here’s a clip from Good Morning America this morning were Blago explained how he contemplated Oprah for the vacant Senate seat:

Here’s Blago on Larry King, which incidentally proves two crazies doesn’t make one normal:

Here’s the tale of how Blago gave Geraldo Rivera the slip, but still managed to give a strange interview on the street:

And finally, reprising “Blago in a Minute” as seen at 236.com:

You’re welcome.