Ear/Nipple Multi-Tasking

Driving while talking on a cell phone is unsafe.

Driving while talking on a cell phone with two kids in the car (likely arguing with each other) is even more unsafe.

Driving while talking on a cell phone with two kids in the car (likely arguing with each other) and breastfeeding an infant at the very same time is awesome. Ok, awesomely stupid.

That’s precisely what an Ohio woman is being charged with after she was pulled over by police. Despite being issued citations for child endangering and violating the child restraint law, the mother indicated she would do it again saying “If my child’s hungry, I’m going to feed it.”

Memo to breast-feeding drivers: 1.) exposed breasts are distracting to other drivers. 2.) feed your child before you leave the house or bring a freaking binky with you. 3.) as a last resort, teach your infant how to steer so they can at least assist in operating the vehicle.

You’re welcome.