The News Desk
March 20th, 2009 by Red Renee
As seen on theonion.com- “Point In Evening Reached Where Everyone Tries To Lift Biggest Friend“.
Line of the day at everydayshouldbesaturday.com from this post: “…says his wife’s favorite sexual position is “a number,” which we’re pretty sure means 91, where she sleeps, and he masturbates and cries quietly.” Classic.
Fred Durst feels compelled to remind everyone that he’s less relevant than Brittany Spears. And apparently he still thinks fondly of their unofficial relationship from 2003.
Team Obama is operating with a skeleton staff in both the Treasury and State Departments, but good news- the Science Adviser is on board.
You’re welcome.
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