Gold!
July 7th, 2009 by Red Renee
If you’re like me, you’ve liquidated your 401k and all personal valuables in order to buy enough gold ingots to build a wall around your house to keep out Acorn and the census workers. I’m feeling a bit of buyer’s remorse, so here are a couple of tips to help you avoid a similar fate:
1.) Don’t buy products from caterpillar-mustache-wearing fake karate expert criminals.
2.) Don’t be swayed by such empirically-provable statements as “…in these tough times, that’s more important than ever” and “…held value for over 5,000 years”.
Damn you Gordon Liddy.
You’re welcome.
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