Quotable Quotes

Can you handle the truth? I’m pretty sure I can’t…

Wherever the 2016 Olympics are, party it up because here’s a newsflash- global warming will end the Olympics as we know it. Feel free to use the pick-up line “there’s an Olympic Village in my pants, where are you staying?” I’m sure it’ll work amongst all the hysteria. From Tokyo Governor Shintaro Ishihara:

“It could be that the 2016 Games are the last Olympics in the history of mankind. Global warming is getting worse. We have to come up with measures without which Olympic Games could not last long.”

I had no idea global warming had turned into a Y2K-type issue. I guess I should have been listening more closely to Al Gore after all.

And to be filed in the folder “Holy shit, the French are tougher on global thugs than we are”, holy shit, the French are tougher on global thugs than we are:

“We supported President Obama’s extended hand to Iran’s leaders, but this hand cannot remain extended indefinitely with leaders who do not respond. Meanwhile, the centrifuges keep on turning.”

That quote was from French President Nicolas Sarkozy, and yes he’s lecturing Obama on global security. That’s how quickly Obama has eroded the United States’ strength globally, the French are telling us what to do. God save the Republic.

You’re welcome.