Doing my best to keep you current…

Surveying the Big Ten from SEC country
Here’s a humorous review of the Big Ten from EDSBS.com, with an albeit sexual tone.

Somebody has a future in the WWE
I’m not sure how many fantasy points bloodying your own head is worth, but somehow I think Owen Schmitt isn’t interested in his roto performance.

And the bodies hit the floor
Speaking of fantasy points, click the link to see fantasy superstar WR Andre Johnson blow up 3/4 of the Cardinal secondary on the way to the end zone. Damn he’s good.

I am very much looking forward to kicking your ass good sir
I love India for their helpdesk expertise, Bollywood, and how their pilots and flight crew get into fist fights at 30,000 feet.

Pack of raccoons mauls 74-year old woman
Dateline: Lakeland, Florida. According to Polk County Sheriff, a woman was attempting to chase a pack of raccoons from her yard when the pack turned on her and “filleted” her, giving her extensive cuts from her neck to her legs. Since the attack, animal control has attempted to catch the raccoons with cat food and sardines. I have no formal animal control training but it would seem to me that the pack of raccoons in question can be lured by 74-year old women.

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Only one change this week to the rankings, but no team is a unanimous #1 in my opinion. Several opportunities for shakeups this weekend. If the season were to end today this would be the first round playoff matchups:

#8 Iowa @ #1 Florida
#7 Ohio State @ #2 Alabama
#6 USC @ #3 Texas
#5 Miami @ #4 Virginia Tech

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