This is definitely the most creative attempt at “delinquence resolution” that I’ve ever seen. The author (David Thorne) even put up the drawing on eBay. Well done.

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Some moderate Windows humor…Enjoy.

Plus a bonus vid- Professor Wikipedia.

Mixing context here a bit but I couldn’t help myself.

Dateline: Grapevine, Texas. A Pastor at the Fellowship Church in Grapevine, Texas is calling on his parishioners to re-connect with their spouses, literally. Parishioners are encouraged to have sex (with their spouse) every day for seven days. It’s part of a campaign to help married couples encourage open dialogue with each other. Those that still have the strength to return to church the following Sunday are encouraged to do so.

At the time of this writing there is no confirmation whether or not the government will be participating in this latest stimulus program (they’re already screwing us all anyway). Zinger!

Here’s the sermon for your Wednesday afternoon enjoyment. BTW- super creepy all-black outfit and reference to his own spousal relations.

Lust Vegas Week 2 Promo from Fellowship Church on Vimeo.

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My wife and I are doing Weight Watchers to lose a few of those “unwanted pounds” that seem to have attached themselves to our midsections. So right now I am acutely aware of how much fat and calories are in just about anything you can conceivably shove down your gullet, but this I cannot fathom. My Weight Watchers Points Calculator literally burst into flames trying to figure out how many points this Grand Rapids woman sheepishly ate as a “late night snack.”

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Not even sure how to describe this one- perhaps “an ode to John Williams in 4-part harmony”. Make sure you turn the sound up to 11.

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If you’re a fan of “Morning Joe” on MSNBC like I am, you may have heard Joe Scarborough drop the F-bomb this morning. More entertaining was the blushing and shocked looks from some of the other analysts on the show shortly after.

Not blushing was Andy Borowitz who quickly got up a hilarious piece (link NSF) of satire talking about a recent decision to “porn up” Morning Joe. Classic stuff.

In case you missed the show, here’s a clip.

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College Football Tour Guy, Episode 10
Dateline: College Station, Texas

Texas A&M from Dan Rubenstein on Vimeo.

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That’s right. Tanker surfing. Stoners riding the wake kicked up by giant cargo ships in Galveston Bay off Texas. You have to follow the link to see it for yourself.

Tanker surfing is totally rad, but still not as good as rodent waterskiing.

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I’ve been guilty of this more than once. As defined in the Urban Dictionary:

Blackberry Jam: A people traffic jam that occurs in subway tunnels and bus stations (editor’s note: add malls and airports to that list). Caused by inconsiderate workaholics walking too slow while their noses are glued to their Blackberry device.

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So you can monitor results streaming from our site, here’s the electoral widget from MSNBC:

Circling back to an earlier post on campaign television ads, the New York Times reports through 10/27 the spending breaks down as:

John McCain - $119,906,703
Barack Obama - $207,410,911

If you missed Obama and McCain on Monday Night Football, here’s the Obama interview. And here’s one thing I definitely can agree with Obama on- push forward to the 1:25 mark. Spoiler Alert: Obama must read this blog because he’s obviously a fan of the Ocho.

Here’s some of the last minute plea from John McCain via Saturday Night Live this weekend:

And here are two recent videos from Onion.com:

Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience

Cindy McCain Claims Sheâ??s â??Just Like Any Other Female Humanâ??

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How’s this taste Keith? Your own side is turning on you. Finally some “what for” for ultra left-wing venomous windbag Keith Olbermann, and from admitted Democrat Ben Affleck of all people. It’s a spot on impersonation and Bennifer is officially back on my Christmas card list.

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College football tour guy, episode 9. Dateline: Columbus (unfortunately).

Enjoy.

Ohio State from Dan Rubenstein on Vimeo

Well, sort of. The 57 MTV channels on cable are still dedicated to wasting our time with shows featuring Snoop, Tila Tequila and every other former reality show loser. But the good folks at MTV have finally realized that some people still want to see music videos. Thus they bring us MTV Music, a website dedicated to bringing you every video in the MTV vault. From the latest from Britney to the very first video ever broadcast on the network. And apparently everything in between. Be sure to check out the Most Viewed and Top Rated. I’m not sure what’s going on but I guess Rick Astley still has a lot of fans out there.

Here’s a sample:

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I mean really. If she can do this by herself with a friggin keyboard, who needs a whole band? Kansas, Rush, who’s next on her list to destroy? (editor’s note: I would suggest John Tesh, Kenny G, and the Backstreet Boys. We could all do without them).

According to her YouTube profile she’s a 6th grader into Hannah Montana, Pirates of the Caribbean and High School Musical. Kill me now please.

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SI Tour Guy, episode 8. Enjoy.

Texas from Dan Rubenstein on Vimeo.

Palin on SNL. This is worth watching if you haven’t seen it yet.

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We’ve all been there, watching our favorite team and seeing what, in our view, was a blatant pass interference call. But the ref doesn’t see it or at least doesn’t agree with our beer-addled brains. Well, give these BC fans credit for taking matters into their own hands. Didn’t work but definitely an “A” for effort!

Courtesy of SNL

As Mark O. pointed out to me, I stand corrected on the whole head-banging cello thing. Here’s a group of three cellists covering “Enter Sandman” by Metallica. Add in leather pants, pasty white skin, and a fog machine for good measure.

Thanks to Uncle Morty for spotting these. First up is an 11-year old playing the Pirates of Caribbean theme on a guitar:

Second is “The Final Countdown” performed on what’s listed as a KazzKeylele (their spelling, not mine). Probably should be more accurately called a “you’renotgettinglayedanytimesoon-le”. Love the creativity and effort though.

Finally, and speaking of Final Countdown, here’s two phrases that don’t quite fit together- head-banging and cello:

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